Have you finally orgasmed yet?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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