i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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