i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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