I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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