Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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