Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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