K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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