all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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