Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we're making bets on your personal life
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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