but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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