Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Less talking, more tequila
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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