Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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