A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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