I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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