nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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