dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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