you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
