? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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