I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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