so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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