carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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