i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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