: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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