i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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