You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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