I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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