im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I need help removing her.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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