Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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