guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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