Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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