I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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