normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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