we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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