make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
