CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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