I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i came on her dog
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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