I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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