duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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