Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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