No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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