plz talk dirty to me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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