No awkward lesbian experiences without me
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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