Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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