But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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