I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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