Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
so much tequila, so little girl.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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