woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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