I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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