you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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