So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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