I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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